ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

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posidone:

posidone:

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*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you

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come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it

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badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

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katara:

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad like why is your hairline graduating before you

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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

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untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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